Sarcasm Alert! Sarcasm Alert! Little Jackie Paper and origami animals everywhere expressed their relief upon hearing that a 10 year old girl was arrested for bringing scissors to school. School administrators speculate that the little girl had intended to assault some paper dolls that were found in her locker. But police suspect there may have been a more sinister reason for the presence of the cutting implement.
"We fear that the little girl may have been intending to cut someone's finger nails or possibly their hair," said police chief Robert Ludlum. "Violence against fabricated Americans is bad enough, but you have to know that a lost lock of hair can not be glued back onto a human victim as it might on a paper doll."
Sarcasm Alert Terminated. Thank You for Your Attention.
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