HAPPY NEW YEAR!
31 Aralık 2004 Cuma
Happy New Year From Mod-Blog!
Guess Who Else Was on Vacation?
Q: Mr. Secretary, picking up on Richard's question, I think a lot of people are asking exactly why you waited three days on vacation in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, before you decided to fly back to New York in the face of this extraordinary crisis. Could you give us a full explanation of your thinking on that? Secondly, what kind of signal does that 72-hour delay send to the nations to which you are now appealing for greater help?I wonder if the liberals will lable Kofi with half the insults they've leveled at President Bush in the past couple of days. Somehow, I imagine not.
SG: First of all, there was action. It wasn't inaction. We live in a world where you can operate from wherever you are. You know the world we live in now. You don't have to be physically here to be dealing with the leaders and the Governments I have been dealing with. You don't have to be physically here to be discussing with some of the agencies that we have done.
I came back here because we have reached a level that I wanted to have meetings with all the people that I have met with today. So, we have taken action. And I don't have to be sitting in my office to take action. I think the same goes for you in your profession.
Can Someone Explain the "Amber Alert"?
Could it be that we use the Amber Alert selectively? That we have certain restrictions on what "endangered" means? I just wonder what the guidelines should be for including troubled teens who run away from home.
More Aid: $350 Million
Wonder what diaster looks like?
Again Pictures compliments of the DigitalGlobe.
Year End Musings
Do you ever wonder about the structure of the world, versus the structure of the world that "They" tell you should be in place. Let's follow the logic:I don't know if the thoughts are truly profound, or just something I had to work on for myself. But they seemed worth sharing, if only so that I was forced to work through them myself.
1. One must eat to live.
2. In order to eat, one must have money. (Or some plants/animals to pluck, milk, shoot, grill, etc. Not my way.)
3. In order to have money, one must have a job.
4. In order to have a job, one must spend most of ones time away from home, family, friends, etc. doing tasks which generally one would not do if someone else were not paying us to do it.
So, in order to live, one must spend most of one's time away from those one loves.
But "They" tell you a different tale:
1. One must spend as much time with family and friends as possible in order to live well.
2. Jobs tend to take one away from family and friends.
3. "No one ever said on his death bed, "I wish I had spent more time in the office."
So, in order to live well, one must avoid work as much as possible to maximize time with family and friends.
So, we live on the edge of a knife...
All Dressed Up and Ready to Go! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
Taking back my Americans-Hit-By-Tsunami Comment...
"Call your mother. This is a time where people who know they're hundreds of miles away from ... where the disaster might have occurred need to call home and tell their relatives, who know it's only a quarter-inch on the map."
30 Aralık 2004 Perşembe
Tsunami Death Toll Passes 100K
Pilots dropped food to Indonesian villagers stranded among bloating corpses Thursday, while police in a devastated provincial capital stripped looters of their clothing and forced them to sit on the street as a warning to others. The death toll topped 117,000, and officials warned that 5 million people lack clean water, shelter, food, sanitation and medicine...Around the Indian Rim and beyond, families endured their fifth day of ignorance as to the fate of friends and relatives who had taken a holiday-season vacation to the sunny beaches of Thailand, India and Sri Lanka, which bore the brunt of the tsunami. Thousands were still missing, including at least 2,500 Swedes, more than 1,000 Germans and 500 each from France and Denmark.And yes, they are actually bothering to tell us how many Americans have died. 14, if anyone seriously cares.
Apple also has up a list of charities active in the region who need donations.
Comair Computer Crash Explained
Tsunami Help
How You Can Never Do Anything Right
So what happens? The President decides to take the "lead" that liberals and the UN claim he should have. And guess what? Now, they're not happy about that. So what is it that the US is doing wrong now?
But former International Development Secretary Clare Short said that role should be left to the UN.So, Miss. Clare Shortonbrains thinks that only the UN has the "moral authority" to perform aid operations? Yes, such moral authority that the UN has shown us in the past two years...
“I think this initiative from America to set up four countries claiming to coordinate sounds like yet another attempt to undermine the UN when it is the best system we have got and the one that needs building up,” she said.
“Only really the UN can do that job,” she told BBC Radio Four’s PM programme.
“It is the only body that has the moral authority. But it can only do it well if it is backed up by the authority of the great powers.”
Ms Short said the coalition countries did not have good records on responding to international disasters.
She said the US was “very bad at coordinating with anyone” and India had its own problems to deal with.
“I don’t know what that is about but it sounds very much, I am afraid, like the US trying to have a separate operation and not work with the rest of the world through the UN system,” she added.
But you know what? Fine. Let's have a complete stop to all American operations attempting to donate food, money, and manpower to the Indian Ocean area. If we don't have the "moral authority" to put together aid, then let's see how well the world handles the crisis without American aid. After all, the UN is the only body qualified to deal with this situation. And we're "very bad at coordinating with anyone." What Miss. Shortonmentalability meant to say was that we were bad at pandering to French and German special interests that saw it as more important to keep making money off of Saadam rather than ending a brutal dictatorship that killed hunreds of thousands. The worse part about her comments are that Miss. Shortonwillpowertotakeonterrorism actually believes that the UN is fit to deal with this. If there's anything we've seen of late, it's that the UN isn't fit for anything but making money for its corrupt partners.
More Lies
Removing Foot From Mouth
"Keep [the Republican Party] to the right where it is, but ... cross over that centerline a little bit, because that would immediately take away 5 percent from the Democrats."As a not-fluent-but-competent reader of German, let me assure you that there is nothing that tricky in Arnold's comments that would have required the reporter to change his comments from "We should stay where we are and reach out to the center." to "We need to move to the left."
29 Aralık 2004 Çarşamba
Ward's Best and Worst Movies of 2004
Best
LOTR: Return of the King - Great movie, regardless of what some fans with too much time on their hands might say. Visually stunning and enveloping in the story.
Bourne Supremacy – Managing to actually make Matt Damon appear intelligent deserves credit where it’s due. The movie is fast paced and keeps the story moving. On occasion, the dialogue gets cheesy but overall it is well written and well acted.
The Last Samurai – A great movie with a view. The story telling avoids the clichés of Dances with Wolves and yet still makes the point it’s aiming for. What could have been a “white man = bad” flick instead choose to focus on the problems that faced a nation in change, reflecting that people are people and there is no simple answer to the world’s problems. And I don’t even like Tom Cruise…
Collateral – Which makes it even more crazy that he shows up in two of my top movies. This movie took some flak for its “out there” premise. But this movie truly kept my pulse raised just a little bit. And that’s a rare thing these days. Cruise is as good as I’ve ever seen him and even Foxx carries his part with strength.
Spiderman 2 – Certainly a solid movie and a great story. The classic nerd-turned-hero that touches our hearts. We all know the deal. The technical and visual aspects of this movie are actually better than the story. This movie was OVER RATED. But it was still one of the best movies of the year.
Team America: World Police – I’m sure I’ll take some questioning for this one. But that’s okay. It’s not a great movie but it sure knows how to make a point. For relentless and brutal honesty mixed with biting humor, Team America stays as one of the top movies of the year.
The Passion of the Christ – For showing us that the story of Christ doesn’t have to be a low budget piece of crap, Mel deserves our praise. The movie is gritty, unflinching, and pulls no punches to make it’s case. Andrew Sullivan called it “pornographic.” I wonder if he would have been so sassy to the Romans?
Kill Bill – Even though one of the volumes came out last year, I will consider the entire work as a movie which was finished in ’04. Part 1 was violent and mesmerizing. Part 2 was touching and compelling. Together, they make a great story that is as solid as any in 2004.
Worst
Van Helsing – What a terrible piece of garbage. This movie was a disappointment in every possible way. The story was awful, the writing was wretched, and the acting was even worse. When the end came, I didn’t even care about the death. At least I knew it meant the movie was almost over.
Day After Tomorrow – Flat characters that no one could care about. Implausible story elements thrown together to create an orgy of weather related catastrophes. Open mockery of a President of the United States. Bad writing, bad acting, bad premise. Bad.
The Village – Zzzzzz…Zzzzz…Oh! Sorry about that. Let’s see…M. Night. That must mean that there’s a twist coming. Wait…Wait…Wait…What? That’s the twist? I want my money back!
Catwoman - Ha ha ha.
Ocean’s Twelve – This one was shocking. It should have been good. The first one was really enjoyable. But this sequel had no imagination and seemed to have no plot either. It seemed as if everyone was along for the paycheck.
Secret Window – We’ve seen this before just done a little differently. Johnny Depp does a good job with the character but it’s so clichéd on the part of King that it lacked any real shock. To be fair, maybe I saw it coming because I’ve read a lot of King before. It’s certainly not that I was so smart to get it, it wasn’t that hard.
Manchurian Candidate – More political fear and lies pretending to be entertainment. We all get it, Republicans are evil monsters with two heads who eat babies and oppress the poor by forcing them to work in slave labor and who want to take over the world to build our vast empire. Now, can we move on to something new?
Could Sri Lanka Have Been Warned?
The Pacific Tsunami Warning Center, run by the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, issued a bulletin 15 minutes after the initial earthquake occurred off the west coast of Indonesia's Sumatra island. That was at 7:14 a.m. Sri Lanka time on Dec. 26. It would be almost two hours before the tsunami reached the coast of Sri Lanka...While no sophisticated early-warning system exists for the Indian Ocean, unlike the Pacific Ocean, there was time to warn Sri Lanka and other countries. A 1993 survey found that 90 percent of Sri Lankans have access to radio news. Many lives might have been saved if warnings had been relayed over the radio.The writer goes on to clarify that he is not looking to assess blame, but to ask us to think of the future. A sophisticated warning system exists for the Pacific and Atlantic Oceans. Only the Indian Ocean is left unprotected, and without a preplanned warning system. Before now, it was let go because this seemed next to impossible. Now, we know it is not.
Jakarta Earthquake News Quickies
- The current death toll stands somewhere around 70,000, but the fate of 30,000 is still unknown in the Islands off the coast of India.
- President Bush has authorized more aid, bringing us up to $35 million and has promised more is on the way, as needed.
- Flickr and other online photo sites are full of first-hand pictures of the devatation of the Jakarta earthquake and tsunami.
Update 9:28 pm: More photos here, too.
Results of the Ohio Recount Are In! Kerry gains 0.25% on Bush
Jerry Orbach - Law & Order Legend Dies
Thanks, Jerry. For making us laugh and cry and care through your 69 years of life on this earth. It ain't curing cancer, but it made a big difference none the less.
Here's to New Year's Resolutions!
A Helping Hand
Amazon has up an option for helping the victims in the East with One-Click shopping. Please consider giving to the Red Cross with this quick and easy method.
The Vatican: Wrong Again
Fun With DU!
Since we know that the atmosphere has become contaminated by all the atomic testing, space stuff, electronic stuff, earth pollutants, etc., is it logical to wonder if:Now to be fair, for someone used to being told that everything is the fault of President Bush, this isn't a horrible concept. And, the majority of DU'ers actually stepped up and put the idea down as the silliness that it is. Apparently, the bulk of them got through 6th grade science class with passing marks.
Perhaps the "bones" of our earth where this earthquake spawned have also been affected?
You know, we've exploded many millions of tons of ordinance upon this poor planet. All that "shock and awe" stuff we've just dumped onto the Asian part of this earth -- could we have fractured something? Perhaps the earth was just reacting to something that man has done to injure it. The earth is organic, you know. It can be hurt.
But there is one idiot so hopelessly caught up in his/her stupidity and partisan hackery that I just have to share it with our readers. Consider these enlightening thoughts,
All of the injuries done to our planet are interrelated, see this Reuters report linking pollution, tsunami's, and global warming. Those Right-wing Republican religious nuts with three or four children in an SUV are killing people daily. All of the pollution eventually sinks into the ground, & rots away the "bones" holding our planet together, and causes earthquakes.Now this kind of demented and brainless rambling is exactly why those folks of DU are laughed at even by most other Democrats. This person is so off base that it's almost a parody. But let's consider what is being said. First to the Reuters article, it can be found here and never even mentions earthquakes or in any straightforward manner, pollution. It speaks of global warming, poor coastal development and other factors that we can't control. It makes no claim supporting anything to follow in the idiotic rant to come.
They are happening after Xmas, when the pollution from the fever of driving around in SUV's to buy presents and burning extra energy in Xmas displays for crass commercial (Republican) propaganda is at its worst. See this article about the December 26, 2003 Bam earthquake. The Sumatra earthquake that happened December 26, 2004 is related to the tsunami and must be related to destroying the earth.
None of this would have happened if Al Gore had been elected in 2000, as the USA would have implemented the Kyoto Treaty.
Next we'll move to the ad hominem attacks on Republicans. Notice, it's only Republicans that drive SUV's. I'll add that in my personal experience, I know more Democrats that own an SUV then I do Republicans. Consider this report from San Fran that shows that even in the most liberal state in the Union, half of the Democratic Senators own SUV's and allow the Senate to use SUV's as official government vehicles. Also, note how Republicans are "religious nuts." This of course has nothing to do with the discussion. But hey, it lets the poster take part in his/her daily thoughtless rhetoric so why should reality matter? Note also the hostility toward people who might want to have a few more children. Never mind that, as we've covered on this blog, conservative's reproduction rate is 2.2. This is the required norm for re-populating your country. The liberal's birth rate is a dismal 1.6, in line with Europe's shrinking population. So Republicans are re-populating in healthy proportion while Democrats die, and the left is jealous.
Next, "all the polution sinks into the ground and rots away the earth's bones." Okay, go back to Middle School. The Earth's "bones" aren't rotted away by pollution. Soil can be ruined and even rocks can be ruined by pollution. But the plates that are responsible for earthquakes are so far below the surface that "pollution" would never make it anywhere near them. Let alone have the chance to rot them away. This is the worst kind of so-called-scientific thought. This poster would have been laughed out of my high school science class for saying something so stupid, yet he/she is a grown person spouting this garbage. But hold on, because now we get to the really fun stuff. You see, Christmas is to blame. All of those Republicans made up Christmas so that they could get people out and pollute the earth a little more, because Republicans are the only ones who do Christmas shopping. And of course, all those Christmas lights are only put up on Republican houses. Remember this next Christmas, decorated houses are conservatives and non-decorated houses are liberals. This is actually why liberals are so opposed to Christmas, because it is a vile Republican holiday. Those pesky Republicans, giving birth to the Christ and all! Shame on them.
Then we move on to see that, wait for it...There have been earthquakes on December 26th before! Wow, what a conspiracy we have on our hands. Never mind that earthquakes happen on earth every single day. Again, that doesn't fit into the twisted worldview so we'll disregard that. Note also, the tsunami "must" be related to the earthquakes and the destruction of the Earth. Why? Well, despite the fact that both earthquakes and tsunamis have been around long before "pollution" this poster says it is so, therefore it must be so. As it might be said, "We don't need no stinking science!"
And finally, we come to the coup d'etat. If only we stupid Americans had been smart enough to elect Algore to office, none of this would have happened. He would have signed the meaningless Kyoto garbage and saved us all. Let's ignore the obvious fact that the protocol still hasn't been implemented because of other nation's reservations and assume that it had passed. Does anyone (aside from this poster) actually believe that Kyoto would have cut that much pollution that quickly? Right, I thought as much. But let's not stop there. Because if Algore had been elected, the terrorists probably wouldn't have attacked on 9/11 either. And I have reason to believe that had Algore been elected, Saddam would have cooperated fully with us. And, had Algore been elected then St. Reeves would certainly have not died because we would have mastered the power of stem cell research and the average lifespan of every human being in the world would have jumped to 459 years! And if we had only been smart enough to have elected Algore, then he would have re-invented the internet and we would now have a brand new way to come about information. Yes, the problem with our world isn't terrorism, poverty, and war. It's that we didn't elect Algore to miraculously solve all of these problems!
And the Democrats wonder why they can't seem to win these days?
Another Close Asteroid
Jakarta Earthquake - 60K Dead Humans, 0 Dead Animals?
28 Aralık 2004 Salı
Your DNA On A Necklace
One Click Donations to Victims of the Tidal Waves
Houskeeping
Who's Stingy?
Quantum Mechanics Gets Even Wierder
The reason I raise this issue is that there is a new term floating around for quantum machanics these days which bears notice: "quantum darwinism." It gives additional credibility to those who believe quantum mechanics is the "Crazy Uncle in the attic" of the scientific world. For those who don't know, quantum mechanics is the theory that governs how things work when they are very small. "How small?" You ask. We're talking molecules, atoms, quarks, electrons, and below. At that size, things begin to happen which are… well... counterintuitive. For example, at quantum levels, a thing can literally be in two places at once or move from point A to point B without every occupying the space between them. And any observer on an experiment fundamentally changes the experiment merely by observing it. That's right, if you glance at your pet fish through the aquarium walls, you have somehow altered it. Yeah, I know. If you are thinking about quantum mechanics and your head does not hurt, you don't really understand it yet. But the effects have actually been observed in reality. Ask your physics teacher about the "dual slit experiment" if you want a good example of this.
"Quantum Darwininsm" is a new attempt to explain why though these effects exist at the quantum level, we don't see them in everyday life. Everyone looking at a painting sees the same one, and what they see will match what was written about it years before in an art critic's book. (Setting aside the matter of taste, of course.) This new theory essentially says that the mass of observers that exist in our reality (observers = anything that senses and understands, including a person, an animal, a video camera, etc.) force the things we observe into a single common state, because only one of them will satisfy all observers and maintain a coherent universe. If you doubt a non-coherent universe is a bad thing, consider any Nicolas Cage movie. Nuff said.
This post is already too long, so I'll stop it here. But you must admit this is a weird and fascinating idea. Well, at least the weird part.
Del.icio.us: Share your bookmarks
Here is my Del.icio.us page, for your reference. As you can see, much of it works. But I also did a few things incorrectly. We'll see how it goes.
27 Aralık 2004 Pazartesi
Merry (Late) Christmas From Quizwedge
New Poll
An I-Beam Pokes Thru
An I-Beam pokes thru
This is a picture from the stairway at work (New Britain). I noticed for the first time today that when they fixed up the place, they left an iBeam poking out into nowhere. Weird, though my brother (who works in construction) tells me this is normal. I dunno, I just felt it was worthy of note as an image of corporate lazyness and indecision.
Iraq Rejects Adjusting the Vote
Oh, wait.
Bin Laden Comes Out Against Iraqi Freedom
Hilarity Ensues
America to Blame for Natural Disaster
What the Troops Think
26 Aralık 2004 Pazar
Funny Because It's True
Debunking the NYT
First-Hand Account of the Jakarta Tsunami
Then I noticed that the water around me was rising, climbing up the rock walls of the island with astonishing speed. The vast circle of golden sand around Welligama Bay was disappearing rapidly, and the water had reached the level of the coastal road fringed with palm trees...In less than a minute, the water level had risen at least 15 feet -- but the sea itself remained calm, barely a wave in sight....Within minutes, the beach and the area behind it had become an inland sea, rushing over the road and pouring into the flimsy houses on the other side. The speed with which it all happened seemed like a scene from the Bible -- a natural phenomenon unlike anything I had experienced before...After a few minutes, the water stopped rising, and I felt it was safe to swim to the shore. What I didn't realize was that the floodwaters would recede as dramatically as they had risen...Wow. I am so glad the area of the world where I live is nearly devoid of disasters. The worst we ever have is snowstorms and the occasional last few gasps of life in a hurricane.
All of a sudden, I found myself being swept out to sea with startling speed. Although I am a fairly strong swimmer, I was unable to withstand the current. The fishing boats around me had been torn from their moorings and were furiously bobbing up and down.
Celebrity, What is It?
Thought Police
Gollum Sees a Shrink
Toys More Secure than Fort Knox - News at 11!
Comair Cancels Over 1,000 Flights for Christmas Weekend
Lessons learned:
1. Always and I mean always have a back-up plan for a major upgrade.
2. Never schedule a major upgrade to your system before a holiday. Systems love to crash during people's vacations.
3. Always test your system assuming the worst possible conditions. Poor testers tend to test the common scenarios, and miss the ones covering Christmas traffic and the like.
4. Never let your all of your P.R. people have a holiday off. This story has gotten much bigger because no one was available to talk to the press or worried families.
5. Don't worry about our society losing its fear of God anytime soon. I will bet hundreds of travellers and Comair workers are rediscovering the power (and comfort) of prayer in terminals all over the nation.
Largest Earthquake & Tidal Waves in 40 years!
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An 8.9 magnitude earthquake occurred today in the early morning hours after Christmas. Tsunami's (popularly known as tidal waves) swept the Pacific Ring of Fire. And thousands were killed.
Tourists, fishermen, homes and cars were swept away by walls of water up to 20 feet high that swept across the Bay of Bengal, unleashed by the 8.9-magnitude earthquake centered off the west coast of the Indonesian island of Sumatra...In Sri Lanka, 1,000 miles west of the epicenter, more than 2,150 people were killed, the prime minister's office said. Indian officials said as many as 1,130 died along the southern coast. At least 408 died on Sumatra from floods and collapsing buildings. Another 168 were confirmed dead in Thailand, 42 in Malaysia and 2 in Bangladesh....But officials expected the death toll to rise dramatically, with hundreds reported missing and all communications cut off to Sumatran towns closest to the epicenter. Hundreds of bodies were found on various beaches along India's southern state of Tamil Nadu, and more were expected to be washed in by the sea, officials said.This is horrible and amazing. We forget how much power is locked up in this little island in space, and how easily our lives are shattered. It is probably time to start donating to the Red Cross, who will be providing medical and emergency food help to the people in their time of need.
Update 10:01 AM: I just noticed this amazing quote from the article above giving an idea of the true magnitude of the quake: "All the planet is vibrating" from the quake, said Enzo Boschi, the head of Italy's National Geophysics Institute. Speaking on SKY TG24 TV, Boschi said the quake even disturbed the Earth's rotation. (Emphasis added by me.)
25 Aralık 2004 Cumartesi
Sleep well, good world
Well, Christmas is just about over. All of the presents given, all of the well-wishes wished, and the world is again reminded of peace on Earth, goodwill to men, and the incarnation of God. Let us rest for a bit now, so that we may return to the world on Monday, refreshed and better for our time with friends and family.
Virtual Bubble Wrap?!
What is worse than coal in your stocking?
"We told them they were destroying each other and the calm and peace in the household. It had to stop," said the man, who did tell the paper that he works as an information technology specialist and lives in Pasadena...The boys pledged to be nice, but were back to their old ways the next morning...That night, Dad announced that he would indeed be putting $700 in video games up for sale on eBay. The oldest boy double-dared his dad to make good on his word...Son shouldn't have done that.The auctions ended earlier today. But this is probably a better gift than most. Now the kids know there are consequences to actions. I knew a lot of kids who never learned that lesson at home. The lesson had to be brought home to them in the "real world" and it was even more painful.
Merry Christmas (day) from Nomad and Family!
There you have it! Oh, and be careful how you hold it! It'd be awful if somehow your thumb got in the way! Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good Blog!
24 Aralık 2004 Cuma
Merry Christmas From Ward and Muse
MERRY CHRISTMAS (eve)!!!
So we here at Mod-Blog want to wish all of our readers a HAPPY and BLESSED CHRISTMAS. Remember, it is not a day to celebrate a fat man bringing gifts (if that were the case, people would be celebrating everywhere I go!). It is a day to celebrate the incarnation of God in man, and the quiet beginning of the greatest religious, philosophical, political, and spiritual revolution in history. "Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, goodwill to men on whom His favor rests."
John F. Kerry Loses Another State - New York
Mod-Blog's Patented Unusual Gift Ideas: Bzzzzt! Time's Up!
- Amazon.Com: For books, DVDs, toys, etc.
- Apple.Com: iTunes Music Store
- EBGames.Com: Video games and systems
- DVDEmpire.Com: For DVD Movies
- Walmart.Com: Just about anything else.
23 Aralık 2004 Perşembe
Muppets Wizard of Oz?!
Gonzo's design is pretty cool, though!
Only Christ will bring Middle East Peace
Fatah chief Farouk Khaddoumi said the Palestinian strategy toward Israel was two-fold. In the first stage, he said, the Palestinians would accept a Palestinian state alongside Israel. In the second stage, the Palestinians would seek to eliminate the Jewish state...In November, Khaddoumi replaced the late Yasser Arafat as leader of Fatah, Middle East Newsline reported..."[There are] 300 million Arabs, while Israel has only the sea behind it," Khaddoumi said.Sigh. Thank God we are celebrating the birth of the real Prince of Peace on Saturday. Until He returns, it is unlikely that peace will come to Jerusalem.
The Ginch has a Cell Phone, Apparently
The Media and Iraq
Santa's Sleigh Wrecked! What Will He Do?!
In a journalistic coup that outshines everything since Watergate, Mod-Blog has obtained a list of the Top Ten alternative methods of delivery that Santa is considering, along with some handwritten notes on his concerns for each.
10. Tie elves to back-up sleigh, and have them flap arms REALLY hard. (Concern: Will the reindeer union approve use of non-members for sleigh propulsion???)
9. Fax I.O.U.s to children all over the world. (Concern: Not sure whether you put the paper in the machine face-up or face-down.)
8. Use Stealth Bomber acquired last year in our takeover of Hasbro, maker of G.I. Joe. (Concern: If NORAD can't track us clearly, I might be mistaken for an ICBM.)
7. Lose sufficient weight to fly over the world in a hot-air balloon. (Concern: Slimfast won't guarantee results in 2 days.)
6. Travel through the use of Wormholes. (Concern: Won't the worms mind?)
5. Take the Polar Express! (Concern: The motion-capture technique they used is really creepy.)
4. Use a teleportation device to beam myself into living rooms all over the world. (Concern: Elves claim Star Trek is fictional.)
3. Send all of the packages via UPS. (Concern: Signature brown uniforms not really in the holiday spirit.)
2. Fly around the world in a faster-than-light starship. (Concern: Not sure I can hire a wookie copilot in time.)
1. Use the magic ring I gave Mrs. Claus last Christmas. (Concern: Not sure she'll give it up. She keeps calling it "My precious.")
I'm Dreaming of an Icy Christmas
Mod-Blog's Patented Unusuaul Gift Ideas: Proflowers.Com!
22 Aralık 2004 Çarşamba
Battletech: The Reality Series?!
Quickie Review: One Week with the Sidekick II
A great device, but not right for everyone. If your primary use would be as a camera or a straight phone, don't even bother. But if you are a heavy data user and want to stay connected to e-mail, IM, and the web, I have seen nothing better. (And I have seen almost all of 'em in the SmartPhone sales space.)
The GREAT:
1. Instant messaging is better on the SK2 than on my laptop.
2. Always-on, push e-mail is a killer app. I always know if e-mail is coming in.
3. Web browser does a better job of rendering pages than any other minibrowser I have seen on any mobile platform.
4. It is great to type an e-mail, start it sending, go back to a web page you started downloading before the e-mail, and take a picture, e-mail it to Flickr.Com, and then send a text message to my brother… all on the same device with overlapping functional times.
5. Notes and Address Book cleanly moved from my Kyocera 7135 Palm Phone to the Sidekick 2.
The GOOD:
1. Nice having unlimited text messaging.
2. T-Mobile's service has been as good or better in my work areas than Verizon. (Though I know Verizon has a larger coverage area overall.)
3. The downloadable ring tones are very cool.
4. Battery life has been great. I lose about 1 bar per day, even with heavy use of the data function.
5. Time Traveler application that is downloadable for a fee, is a great stopwatch/world clock.
The BAD:
1. The camera is just about useless except in strong light. Even with the "flash." People taken in my church at close range with decent lighting are still so blurry as to be unrecognizable.
2. T-Mobile's service will come and go IN THE SAME SPOT with no perceptible changes in wind, proximity to cars, etc.
3. Web page loading is MUCH slower than on my Kyocera 7135 on Verizon. But then, that is with the SK2 doing a full page and the Kyocera downloading just text.
4. There is no identifiable way to download my calendar from my Palm, and upload it to the T-Mobile "Desktop Interface."
5. The asteroids game that comes with the SK2 is awful. I'd much rather have a text adventure or a simple board game. (These are downloadable for a fee.)
Sullivan's Finally Lost It
Let's see what the people of the USA have said is unpopular...Late-term abortions, rampant illegal immigration, high taxes, gun control, and gay marriage. These liberal ideas continually get shot down by large majorities of voters in nearly every state. And yet we don't like conservative ideas? It seems to be a weak argument that it's all in how conservatives talk about issues. Sullivan, like many other liberals, is simply in denial. Are the majority of Americans in love with conservative principles? No. But they do realize that they're the more responsible choice and more Americans will continue to choose that choice.
Mod-Blog's Patented Unusual Gift Ideas: Sega Dreamcast!
So, why not give it a try?
Do you need to ask permission to take over the world?
21 Aralık 2004 Salı
A Little Personal Christmas Cheer
Our House Christmas 2004 (From the Right)
Originally uploaded by nomad7674.
Since Christmas is coming, it seems like a good time of year to share a little of Mod-Blog's personal life with our readers. (Don't worry. Not too much. I have no intention on giving out any of my credit card numbers or expiration dates.) So here is a photo of the house that I live in with CRChair (my brother.) Wish I could claim credit for all of this, but the woman who lives on the first floor did most of the decorating. We added in the candles in the attic window and the two fiber optic trees in the upper windows. Oh, and tghe mist off to the left of the picture? That is the Nomad's foggy breath captured for posterity.
Mmmm... Self Heating Coffee...
Beginning Jan. 2, consumers can buy a 10-ounce container of Wolfgang Puck gourmet latte at the store and heat it by pressing a button. No electricity. No batteries. No appliances....How does the can do it? A single step mixes calcium oxide (quicklime) and water. It heats the coffee to 145 degrees in six minutes — and stays hot for 30 minutes.Of course, with all of the caffeine addicts out there, this might be more like a self-heating crack pipe than anything else. [Ducks all of the Starbucks empties tossed my way.]
SIN CITY Trailer - Whoa.
Update 12/23/04 6 AM: Here is a much better copy of that same trailer.
Mod-Blog's Patented Unusual Gift Ideas: Magazine Subscriptions
20 Aralık 2004 Pazartesi
Eagles and Weasels
Eagles May Soar, But At Least Weasels Don't Get Sucked Into Jet EnginesI can't remember where I snagged that from years ago, but was reminded of it today. If it's your quote, come and claim it.
Nomad Is COLD!
Ice, snow, and windchills well below zero for the first time this year, and I was almost stuck in our driveway by some well-blown drifts of snow. While I enjoy the cold and snow, generally, I like it when the weather eases me into it. Then again, there is that old saying from Mark Twain.
If you don't like the weather in New England, just wait a few minutes.Don't believe old Sam Clemens? Well, check that weather report again. We're looking at a 58 degree day on Thursday. Sigh. I wish the Global Warming and New Ice Age folks would just get together and decide on one!
Ow, My Genes!
Anyone else out there wondering what will happen if cell phone raditation (and thus logically, wireless networking radiation) is shown to have serious health effects? Will society choose to curb our use of wireless radiation, or will we decide that convenience and always-on information retrieval is more important? While I want to say humanity is too smart for that, I can't imagine many of my friends giving up their cell phones for anything. They'd rather die of cancer than have to wait 10 minutes to find out who Joey is dating this week.
The Most Annoying Liberal List
The Sound of Desperation
Consider this article which claims that electors are bucking the system and standing up "against injustices done during the election." Now, without context, that might seem like a major deal and reading the highlights of the article would lead you to believe we're about to enter a time of chaos when John Kerry will suddenly be swept into the White House. But there are a few problems.
First, all the electors raising issues are from Democratic states (with the one exception of North Carolina, but I'll get to that in a minute.) That means, the electors who are threatening to hold up their votes are electors that will vote for Kerry anyway. This means that Kerry, not Bush, will get less votes. And in North Carolina, the Democratic electors are standing outside in the cold while the Republican electors cast their votes inside, without a hitch. More importantly, word has already come back that voting in these states is going forward without any problems. Therefore, if the story is even based in anything aside from a leftie's fantasy, it still hasn't materialized. But never fear, that hasn't stopped DU from picking up the thread and running with it in all-too-soon-to-be-shattered-glee. Remember this sound, it's the sound of an entire wing of a until recently major political party going the way of the dinosaurs.
SNL Over the Line?
The End of Western Civilization
Mod-BLog's Unusual Gift Ideas: Scott's eVest!
If you have a favorite geek to buy for, this is one way to ensure they stay warm and look nice, even when they are toting along their entire technology collection!
19 Aralık 2004 Pazar
So Just What is Kwanzaa?
Time's Man of the Year 2005: GWB!!!
President George W. Bush has been named TIME magazine’s 2004 Person of the Year.I find it hard to find fault with the choice!
“For sticking to his guns (literally and figuratively), for reshaping the rules of politics to fit his ten-gallon-hat leadership style and for persuading a majority of voters this time around that he deserved to be in the White House for another four years, we name George W. Bush as TIME’s Person of the Year for 2004,” writes managing editor Jim Kelly in a letter to readers.
Democracy is Messy, So Don't Be Surprised
What I worry about most right now - after a week in the Persian Gulf - is that we have entered a really complex, arabesque phase in Iraq. It requires enormous understanding of the complexities of Iraqi and Arab politics and the ability to produce outcomes not by the traditional, straightforward U.S. approach, but by the more subtle, bazaar-oriented politics in that part of the world.Remember, democracy is fundamentally chaotic and even our own democracy had its own bits of weirdness. (Did you know that one of the Founding Fathers was going to attempt a Napolean-esque take-over of the capital, until he was turned aside by clever politicking?)
SysAdmin to Worldwide Users: Flee From Microsoft!
That's right - a system administrator for 10 years with a degree in computer science and a RHC CAN clean up a single spyware infection in 5 hours. I hope you see what I am really saying here. How on this earth are people that aren't trained in Information Technology going to do it? ... Having now battled with spyware, I am finally motivated to speak up and say something to the world. I want to get a single message across: It's time for anyone running a Windows PC to switch to Linux. You see, the Windows platform is not just insecure - it's patently, blatantly, and unashamedly insecure by design and for all the lip service to security it's really not going to get better, ever.It matches my own experience. I'd personally urge users to consider switching to Apple and MacOS X. But otherwise, I think he makes an excellent case.
Mod-Blog's Patented Unusual Gift Ideas: Framed Stock Certificate
Why not suprise your special someone with a framed stock certificate of the company they feel that special bond with. Oneshare.Com allows customers to buy a single share of many of the companies on the NYSE and they will frame it to be suitable for hanging on the wall. Have an Apple fanatic at home? Why not buy them a share of Steve Jobs's original company! Have one who loves those Coca-Cola polar bears? Coke stock is available. And the best part is that these are real stock certificates, so if their company continues to do well, the gift only increases in value.
18 Aralık 2004 Cumartesi
The Incredible Edible Egg
Earthsea Is Polluted, Says Author
1. Too many white folks - the original was truly multicultural,
2. No real story or plot - the original was very much a coming of age story, and
3. No consideration for the author - after her first sale, they never came back to ask advice, permission, or even blessing.
You'd think Sci Fi would have more respect for the authors that made their channel a possibility. But then, this is more evidence that the current management has no respect for its audience or its progenitors. They just want another profitable popular network.
Call it Ironic
The organization has been shaken by infighting since May, when the board learned that Anthony D. Romero, its executive director, had registered the A.C.L.U. for a federal charity drive that required it to certify that it would not knowingly employ people whose names were on government terrorism watch lists.So the chair signed on for a grant that required them to perform secret searches against their own donors. The self-described bearers of freedom in America and they're doing the same thing the Patriot Act allows. Imagine the horror! Of course, the paragraph I quoted really gets at the essence of the problem for the ACLU. It requires that they not accept money from those potentially on terrorist watch-lists. How dare the government tell them that they can't take money from terrorists! How can they hope to continue their assault against everything American if they lose money from all of their anti-western, American hating donors in Al-Qaida?
Mod-Blog's Patented Unusual Ideas: Digital Prints for the Real World
17 Aralık 2004 Cuma
Everyone Deserves A Mulligan
I think everyone needs a mulligan now and then.
(From http://www.comics.com/comics/pearls/archive/pearls-20041216.html)
Swiftboats and Democrats
But, I don't buy it. I think they're lying. I clearly remember that I had only even heard of the Vets (before their ads came out) and the Kerry campaign was already threatening to sue stations that played the ads (We know how much liberals love freedom of the press as long as it agrees with their worldview.) The Democrats were all over this. They labeled the Vets as liars, cowards, and mentally unstable right from the beginning. The Dems reacted quickly to the group, they just couldn't compete with the message. And now the party is trying to close ranks and pretend that it was just a matter of money and advertising that lost them the election, not ideas.
But this is exactly why the Democrats will continue to lose if they keep on this course. They absolutely fail to admit that any of their ideas might be unpopular. Just visit DU or Talking Points or DailyKos. It's never "Maybe we are wrong, maybe people don't agree with us." Instead it's always "Our ideas are great, but the Republican dominated media just twisted our message and people don't know what we believe in because they're all slack-jawed inbred hicks that don't read the NYT." There are issues on which I clearly support the Democratic argument and I'm not alone. But there is virtually no Democratic party issue that garners more than 55% popular support. That means that at best, just over half the country agrees with them on any given issue. Much research shows the public split down the middle or even leaning conservative on any number of issues. Yet, liberals in this country act as if everyone thinks exactly as they do. And then they call conservatives closed-minded?
Premature Baby Stolen From Mother
Nomad Update 7:56 PM EST: They found the baby alive and in good health! Praise God!
The Power Of Poop
Mod-Blog's Patented Unusual Gift Ideas: Cell Phone Skins!
This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship!
Apple/Moto to make Apple Cell Phone a Reality?
One, that Apple is planning on releasing a PDA. Fake mockups appear every year or so, people stop buying Palm stock, and put off buying their next PocketPC for six months in hopes of a portable MacOS X. And the rumor is always false. Steve Jobs has gone so far as to say, in so many words, "The Newton was a disaster. We'll never do it again." And yet, ever six months, like clockwork, there is another Apple PDA Rumor.
Two, that an Apple-branded cell phone is immanent - usually pairs with #1 by claiming it will be a SmartPhone. People debate whether it should be CDMA or GSM/GPRS and Sprint contacts Apple to plead to be the first carrier. And then Apple denies it up one side and down the other.
Well, this time Forbes has the rumor of the Apple-branded cell phone but this time, it claims to have an actual person at Apple hawking the idea. Is the iPhone finally becoming a reality?!
16 Aralık 2004 Perşembe
Chinese City To Help Slow Down Abortions
Probably even better, parents will no longer be allowed to find out the sex of their child. Chinese couples are only allowed to have one baby so most will abort girls due to the high dowries they must pay for marriage.
Better Keep That Map
Rumsfeld Pile-On
Consider McCain and Schwatzkopf and the Washington Post and even Conservatives are offering only backhanded compliments. You'd think one slip at one press conference from a planted questioner would have less staying power.
Or maybe it is just a slow news week.
Update 6:15 PM: Now even normally anonymous Republicans are getting on his case! Wow. This is more action that we usually expect of a Lame Duck session. Or maybe it is a Sitting Duck session for Secretary Rumsfeld.
Mod-Blog's Patented Unusual Gift Ideas: Free Operating Systems
Just be sure to explain to them that they won't be able to play that 20 year old game of Backgammon they bought for their IBM AT machine.
15 Aralık 2004 Çarşamba
Christian Student Band Banned from Anti-Drug Rally
Well, this makes sense right? After all, all students would be forced to attend and would have no choice but to be exposed to a highly religious event! Nope. All students were offered two alternative choices. One, they could watch an anti-drug movie instead. Two, they could just have a study hall to goof off in.
Well, this makes sense because the kids were against it, right? Nope. The student body was very much in favor of the concert. A few loud-mouthed parents and the school's law firm were able to veto the idea.
Sigh. Someone wake me when we come back to our senses. Sometimes a concert is just a concert.
Now THAT is a trailer!
But Batman Begins looks fantastic. Check out the link for the new Teaser Trailer in glorious Quicktime!
Nomad likes the Sidekick II!
Now, I need to decide whether to dump my Verizon account, or keep it for the better coverage in fringe areas and for the old phone number. Hmmm...
Airport Screens Spot Fake Bomb, Then Let It Fly
While not as bad as a report from France, where a REAL bomb was allowed to fly during a security drill, this hardly inspires confidence. Especially in a city that is less than an hour's drive from New York City. The 9/11 bombers flew from Boston. They could just as easily have chosen Newark... especially since the place they had been staying was in NJ.