New Lows for the Left

Ah, that lunatic left. They're at it again. Bushwatch has supposedly been in contact with an "insider" from the White House who has been feeding them information about the frame of mind within the Administration. Here's part of the newest conversation between the secret leak and Bushwatch:

"OK," I said. "But I've got a question for you. Could you envision a scenario between now and November where Bush&Co. see the electoral handwriting on the wall, that they're going to lose big time, and declare martial law and call off the election? Or, lose the election on November 2 and then declare martial law and indefinitely postpone the transfer of power to a new president?"



"Ordinarily," said Shallow Throat, "I'd chide you about your overly conspiratorial frame of mind. But, as I've said before, these are not good people. They will stop at NOTHING to remain in power. There are billions of dollars of potential profit at stake here, not to mention the ideological goals these fruitcakes have set for America to control the world and all its energy resources, and bring democracy and free markets to the rest of the globe -- even at the barrel of a gun.



"But I think the Bushies know that doing something as outrageously fascist as what you're suggesting -- interrupting the time-honored electoral process -- would invite a civil war. And I don't think they're confident that large parts of the U.S. military establishment would obey their commands in such a situation. But, who knows? Rove may just be desperate enough to consider it."

There are many absurd claims made through the course of the conversation, this is just the most idiotic of the bunch. Is their no stupid length that they won't reach to? I'm afraid not.



Pay attention especially to one of the oddest claims. Shallow Throat argues that the administration is a bunch of "fruitcakes." And why? Because they want to "bring democracy and free markets to the rest of the globe." So now we get to the real bottom of the issue here. America is pushing for Democratic reform, and the liberals don't want any of it. They'd rather continue to support mass-murderers like Saddam and Kim Jong Il rather than take the fight to the evil in this world. Of course, if you're a lunatic liberal, there is no such thing as evil unless you're talking about President Bush.