Giving Single Fathers a Bad Name

According to Yahoo! News, Michael Jackson is about to become a father to 4 more children, even as he faces child molestation charges. Who is the "lucky" lady, you may ask? No one Michael knows. Turns out he hired a surrogate mother!



What is the one thing more likely to terrify a child court judge than a father of 3 facing child molestation charges? Oh, I know! How about a father of 7 facing child molestation charges.



They say truth is stranger than fiction. In Michael Jackson's case, truth is even stranger than BAD fiction!!!



Michael Jackson has officially denied this story. Updated 7/21/04 at 4:49 pm



The magazine which put out the original story is standing by its report. Updated 7/21/04 at 7:12 pm