CATWOMAN as Bad as I Warned You It Would Be

CNN has up a hilarious "review" of the new Catwoman movie. If you doubted all of my warnings to avoid this movie at all costs, check out this choice excerpt.

If the "Spider-Man" movies represent all that can be wondrous and inspiring in a comic book adaptation, "Catwoman" is the absolute opposite...It's cinema for the attention span-challenged -- a soulless amalgamation of quick edits, computer images and swooping, nausea-inducing dolly shots. The dialogue (credited to four different people) is too awkward to be unintentionally funny and the urban setting is too muddled to be considered gritty.

You gotta love it! As of now, it you are in the mood for exciting super hero action with a strong storyline and interesting plot, you have two choices. (1) Go see Spider-Man 2 again. (2) Go and rent Dark City on DVD, one of Alex Proyas's best films (far better than I, Robot from what I am hearing).