Top Ten Reasons the Stone Age Is Better Than the Space Age

C'mon, with all of my technology issues, you had to know this was coming!



Top Ten Reasons the Stone Age Is Better Than the Space Age

10. "Net access" mostly impacted how many fish you were likely to catch.

9. "Diet" referred to eating everything you could get your hands on, rather than NOT eating what was in plain sight.

8 "Soft-wear" was the new lion-skin cloak the missus made for you.

7 "Exercise" was something to avoid, since you usually got it while running away from a sabretoothed cat.

6. "Mad Cow" was what you shouted when you realized cow-tipping is a little more dangerous than advertised.

5. "Palm" was what you used to spank the kid when he was naughty.

4. The "Web Log" was where you looked to find those tasty tree spiders.

3. The "Price of Gas" referred to how long you were shunned from the family for passing it.

2. You only heard about an "Orange Alert" when citrus was in season.



And the number one reason is...

1. If your hardware "crashed", it was probably because you threw it at something.