Having a Problem Finding a Girl?

Yes, it has finally happened. Someone has invented a Virtual Girlfriend for geeks, nerds, dweebs, and cowards unable to find a flesh-and-blood girlfriend. But this lady is a lot more demanding than some real ones, requiring regular feeding, flowers, etc. day and night. Of course the one strange thing is that this female lives in your cell phone. Of course, that is not so different from many teenage relationships I have been witness to these days.