Top Ten Reasons George W. Bush Gives for Leaving the Toilet Seat Up

Last month, we did a Top Ten list for John Kerry on this subject, and in the interest of truly being "Centrist" (and because it is fun), we present today the same Top Ten list for President George W. Bush:



Top Ten Reasons George W Bush Gives for Leaving the Toilet Seat Up

10. Toilet seats left down just provide another place for terrorists to hide.

9. The memo entitled "Toilet Seat Left Up" did not seem significant at the time.

8. It has nothing to do with Haliburton.

7. There was no "specific and credible evidence" that it has been left up.

6. It is all part of my "strategery."

5. This is an issue of traditional family values. The traditional family where the man is the inconsiderate head of the household.

4. My daily CIA briefing indicated that the toilet seat was down, and I relied on them for my information.

3. You know my answer to toilet seats left up? Bring 'em on!

2. Toilet seats left up, mildew on the shower curtain, and hair left in the drain are all parts of my Bathroom Axis of Evil.



And the number 1 reason given by George W. Bush for leaving the toilet seat up...

1. Once the seat is up and the deed is done, I consider it to be "Mission Accomplished!"