Worst... Writing... Ever... for 2005

Check out this years Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest 2005 Results. This is an annual contest to come up with the worst possible opening to a novel, which shows obvious writing skill. My favorite must be...

"The night resembled nothing so much as the nose of a giant Labrador in excellent health: cold, black, and wet."

Now, no comments, please, about how often you have thought Mod-Blog should win a lifetime achievement award in such a competition!