Cruel CNN Reviewer on THE PACIFIER

You know, CNN's movie reviews are never profound. But you have to love it when they get their cruel movie reviewer working. And he is in good form on today's Pacifier Review.

Halfway through the so-called comedy "The Pacifier," Vin Diesel -- in an ill-conceived effort to save one of his young charges -- jumps into a sewer and becomes covered, head to toe, in human excrement. This scene could be a metaphor for the entire film. Without doubt the worst film of the year so far, "The Pacifier" is actually painful to watch.

Yes, folks. Cruelty can be fun and entertaining for the whole family. Unfortunately, apparently The Pacifier is not.