Lincoln Bedroom Found In Clinton Library

If you haven't heard of the Borowitz Report, you really ought to check it out. This guy takes equal time bashing both sides. From today's headline:

While admission to the Clinton library is seven dollars, tourists will be allowed to spend a night in the newly reconstituted Lincoln Bedroom for an additional ten thousand dollars, Mr. Clinton said.

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But in a press conference in Washington, reporters grilled White House spokesman Scott McClellan about why the administration had not noticed that the bedroom was missing in the first place.



“Come on, guys,” Mr. McClellan pleaded. “We’re having a hard enough time trying to find bin Laden.”