Iran Switching Positions

The scene: The International Political Arena



UN: Stop trying to develop anything involving nuclear elements or you'll have to answer to our security council and we might even put economic sanctions on you.



Iran: Okay, we'll stop on Monday, November 22.



**Iran starts mass producing uranium hexafluoride (a key component to nuclear weapons and nuclear power)



UN: Hey, you're mass producing uranium hexafluoride!

Iran: No we're not

UN: Are too

Iran: Am not



**Cut to this week

Iran: Uh, yeah, we've got all of this uranium hexafluoride... can we still play with centrifuges and do more reasearch and development since we have all of this uranium hexafluoride?

UN: No

Iran: This is so unfair. We've never used nuclear weapons in war like the US has! We will never dismantle our nuclear program. That is completely absurd.



(Never mind that Iran has, to our knowledge, never had a nuclear weapon to use in war)



Reuters has the story these scenes were adapted from.