A little Tuesday insanity

For your reading pleasure, here are a few of the weirdest laws in his great country of ours. Below a few examples from my home state of CT.

- A local ordinance in Atwoodville, Connecticut prohibits people from playing Scrabble while waiting for a politician to speak.
- A pickle is not officially a pickle unless it bounces
- Guilford: Only white Christmas lights are allowed for display.
- Hartford: You aren't allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands
- In Connecticut any dogs with tattoos must be reported to the police.
- In Hartford, Connecticut, it is illegal to kiss your wife on Sunday.
- It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades.
- New Britain: It is illegal for fire trucks to exceed 25mph, even when going to a fire.
- Waterbury: It is illegal for any beautician to hum, whistle, or sing while working on a customer.
- You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.
- You may not educate dogs.