Star Guerrrrres

Just a few observations of Star Wars...

1. Where are the dark chocolate M&M's?
2. Does Padme not know the benefits of hair conditioner? She was looking frazzled throughout the whole flick, evil husband or not..
3. Why did Padme's outfits seem classic 1920's? It seemed a little out of place considering that good and evil were fighting intergalactically, and Bush is president.
4. How did Scorpius (Wayne Pygram) end up in Episode III? I just don't see Vader putting up with all his hissing and spitting.
5. There are NO dark chocolate M&M's!!
6. You cannot call one of the most evil dudes in the galaxy "Ani".
7. Girls can be Jedi? I didn't know!
8. Is shaggy hair a sign that you've given in to the Dark Side, because that's like 97% of male Hollywood right now, starting with Aston Kutcher.
9. Wouldn't all that O2 in the Vader suit cause even more irreparable skin damage what with all the free radicals?
10. Why are there NO MORE DARK CHOCOLATE M&M's but there are plenty of the Jedi mix left?