Sir, Put the Spaghetti Sauce Down

As I was going through the security screening at JFK on my recent trip home I noticed a box that of items that were apparently confiscated by TSA. In the box were TWO JARS OF SPAGHETTI SAUCE! Horrors. The person might have taken over the plane by dumping the sauce over peoples' heads. I'm guessing this was confiscated because it was over the three ounces of "gels or liquids" and not in a plastic bag. I've recently wondered if the terrorists might not be better off just coming up with ridiculous plans aimed at making our security measures even more invasive. That way they don't have to worry about losing any of their own people and can sit back and laugh at us when we have restrictive security that doesn't protect us one bit.