28 Nisan 2004 Çarşamba

Paranoia Alert

Here's a link from a self-proclaimed progressive news source who claims to have found considerable evidence pointing to a massive cover-up by America to plant WMDs in Iraq. Of course, look at where they get their news from...Iran. Gee, there's a real source of non-biased news. Also take note that the article claims only vague "sources from inside Iraq." No details, no way to trace the story. This is the absolute worst kind of trash reporting.



If there turns out to be no WMDs in Iraq, then heads should roll, especially in the intelligence community. But let's not forget that the ENTIRE WORLD knew and acknowledged that Saddam had the weapons up to just a couple of years ago. Clinton bombed Iraq in '98 with general, if grudging, support from world leaders by making the case that Iraq had failed to disarm. Everyone knew that they had the weapons. The fact that they're gone only means that they've been moved to some other country, maybe Iran or Syria.



Here's a humorus take on the story from Right Thinking:

At the last meeting of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy™ we went over this plan, and there is so much that this source is unaware of. See, as you may or may not know the world is actually ruled by the New World Order, and as with all secret conspiracies it is controlled by Jews. Therefore, Ariel Sharon is the ruler of the world, and Bush is nothing but his ignorant lapdog, happily barking out whatever his Zionist overlords order him to. So the Jews, in conjunction with the Bavarian Illuminati, the Freemasons, the Olsen Twins, the second gunman on the grassy knoll, the anti-Castro Cubans, the mafia, and Halliburton, have all joined forces to ensure that George W. Bush remains in power at all costs. Why? Because Halliburton's top secret mind control weapons division has developed a new mind control ray that can actually operate through tinfoil! Yes, my friends, it will soon be possible for the US government to control the minds of left-wingers the world over, and no amount of Reynold's Wrap will be able to stop them. You know Bush's recent initiative to go back to the moon and eventually to Mars? It's all a cover-up to fund NASA's launch of a whole network of Halliburton's mind control weapons, which is scheduled to go into operation in 2007, right before the 2008 election. So, Bush must be kept in power so that the Jews can continue to slaughter the Palestinians with their apartheid nazi techniques, and in return Halliburton is granted permission to rape the entire planet of all its natural resources. Halliburton gets rich, the Jews continue to control the world, and the left-wingers will be controlled from space by Halliburton's vast mind-control network. So the CIA's planting of WMD in Iraq is an absolute necessity for Bush to be reelected. Ariel Sharon said so.


Nicely put.

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