The Wisdom of Homer Simpson

This MSN article is chock full of one writer's analysis of the "philosophy" of Homer Simpson. It is what be believes would be the distillation of all of the great yellow man's "thoughts." My favorite is...

Sometimes I think there's no reason to get out of bed . . . then I feel wet, and I realize there is.

Click through, but be aware that some of these may make you laugh out loud.