I've still got two more USB ports...

Admittedly, I have a small collection of USB gadgets. Plugged into my computer right now is a USB Logitech Trackman Wheel mouse, USB powered lava lamp, USB powered fish tank, Logitech USB webcam, Aiptek graphic tablet, my BlackBerry, and a USB powered cell phone charger for my bluetooth headset. The USB hard drive is at home and the USB DVD burner is in the serer room. Still, not sure I'd want to go for the USB Desktop Tanning Center over at ThinkGeek. It's one of those things that you have to wonder if it actually works and, if so, just how much damage it would cause the average geek. It's tempting to get just for the effect and that they're giving away free t-shirts right now if you spend $15 or more...