There's no good title for this

Remember way back in 1994 when the whole Nancy Kerrigan, Tanya Harding I'm-gonna-beat-you-with-a-crow-bar thing happened? We all thought it was pathetic, and some of us probably felt for Kerrigan. But once all that passed, we soon forgot about it - until of course Harding showed up for celebrity boxing - yet another pathetic act. Well now some industrious writer has turned the whole crazy mess into an opera...yes that's right an opera. Now don't get me wrong I like opera as much as the next guy - well, maybe more than the next guy - but this has got to be the most odd, stupid, strange, incredibly twisted idea for an opera I have ever heard - and I've heard a good number of them. This is so pathetic that it is truly funny.