Kerry: The New Jesus?

At least that's what the ambulance chaser has implied. So let's see, if John Kerry is elected President, then the lame will walk again. I wonder if we'll uncover the truth behind Roswell and JFK? Or maybe, could they get the scanner here at work to actually do what I want when I want it? For that matter, why think small? At what point during the Kerry Presidency will we meet outer-space explorers? And I'd really like a tour of Middle-Earth while we're at it. Yes folks, vote for John Kerry and all your wildest, most implausible dreams can come true! I hear that Edwards is beginning a list of requests to be sent to the Santa Claus...I mean to John Kerry.