Funny, but True Twitter Guidelines

Here is a great set of Twitter "guidelines" for people to follow done by John Acuff of "Stuff Christians Like". It is geared toward Christians on Twitter, but will be helpful and amusing to anyone.

Here is a Taste:

6. When you write a rude tweet to tell someone they were rude, you create such a forcefield of irony it makes Alanis Morissette’s teeth hurt

17. Twitter has a 2 to 1 sarcasm ratio. For every 2 people who get your sarcasm, 1 person will take you seriously and think you’re a jerk.

30. Twitter time is different from real time. Responding to a tweet from last week is like referencing the 1840s. Stay current or stay quiet.