What have YOU accomplished?

Are you an overachiever who wants to beat out everyone else? See how you're doing. You'll find accomplishments of both famous and non-famous people. Warning, it can either be a pick me up or a downer. For example, "Napoleon Bonaparte conquered Italy" at my age, but then again, "Jan Birkeland from Norway managed to get to work without hitting a single red light" so I guess I'm not doing all that bad.