10 Nisan 2007 Salı

A Little Bit of Fun

Not sure who to give credit to on this, but one site listed author Don Davis. I found a website for author Donald A. Davis here.

THREE THINGS TO THINK ABOUT:

1. COWS

2. THE CONSTITUTION

3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS

COWS - Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our
government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right
to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they
tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11
million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should
give them all a cow

THE CONSTITUTION - They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for
Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of
really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using
it anymore

TEN COMMANDMENTS - The real reason that we can't have the Ten
Commandments in a courthouse...... You cannot post, "Thou Shalt Not
Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie," in a
building full of lawyers, judges and politicians -- it creates a
hostile work environment

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