Put... The Pengiun... Down

This is a sad story out of England, where a baby penguin has been stolen from a zoo. If it is not returned promptly, it is likely to die.

Toga, a three-month-old Jackass penguin, was snatched on Saturday night from the Amazon World zoo on the Isle of Wight, off the south coast of England.
Zoo managers think he might have been stolen as a Christmas present by thieves inspired by the hit documentary film "March of the Penguins".
But they warned that unless the brown and white colored Toga was swiftly returned, he would die.

You know, you have to wonder if there were still dinosaurs around, if some idiot would have tried getting a T. Rex for a pet after Jurrasic Park came out. Sigh.