Kerryites did NOT emigrate

After the 2004 election, there was quite a bit of talk about leaving the "red state dominated" United States for the kinder, gentler (colder) shores of Canada. Stars, celebrities, and embittered normal folks vowed to leave a country that would hand GWB a second term, and apparently hits on Canada's immigration website SOARED. Well, it was all for naught.

Toby Condliffe, who heads the Canadian chapter of Democrats Abroad, did have an explanation of sorts.
"I can only assume the Americans who checked out the Web site subsequently checked out our winter temperatures and further took note that the National Hockey League was being locked out and had second thoughts," he told Reuters.