Weapons of Mass Cuteness... Oh Yeah, And Destruction

File this one under "Nomad's Least Favorite Stores, Because If I Wrote A Story About Them It'd Be Called A Cheap Trick". Still, who can resist a flaming squirrel? Not me.

"The squirrel chewed through the wire, was set on fire, fell down directly to where the car was," Tony Millar said. "The squirrel, on fire, slid into the engine compartment and blew up the car.
"They're always coming around here, chewing through the garbage," he added.

Tony Millar says his sister was fully insured.

Somewhere, Dreamworks is wondering if they suddenly have the plot for their next animated feature.