Who Says Nails in the Head will Kill You

My wife - who was born and raised in western Oregon - has a belief that all the crazy people in the world were either born in Oregon or lived there at some point in their life. Enter this piece of evidence that she may be right. A man shoots 12 nails into his head with a nail gun in order to commit suicide - unfortunately for him none of them hit anything vital and he managed to survive. Maybe - just maybe - God still has a plan for this man, hopefully he finds that before he tries again with longer nails.