To Quote the Hitchhiker's Guide...

...with a slight paraphrase to match my own life,

Me: "It is times like this, when I am at work at 3:45 AM, waiting for a "Mock Conversion" to complete, so we can run some tests, which could as easily be done at 9 AM, but Management wants it done at 4 AM, I wish I had listened to what my mother told me."

Coworker: "Why what did she say?"

Me: "I don't know! I didn't listen!"

I miss Douglas Adams.