You Mean There Are Bad Guys Out There?

You wouldn't know it by listening to the liberals in this country, but apparently there are some bad people in Gitmo after all.

For those readers who continue to be baffled by the liberals' inability to understand the world in which we live, I will present for you here a recreation of the thought process that a liberal would experience upon hearing this news:

Perish the thought! You mean to tell me that there are people in the world who would want to hurt Americans? I just can't imagine that. It's obviously a great big lie by the Bush administration made up to scare us into giving them more power! I mean, I'll say out of one side of my mouth that EVERYONE hates America so much, but then out of the other side I'll just say that I'm SO SHOCKED that anyone would want to hurt us.

We now return you to your normalspeak programing. And just remember, these are the people who live on the "reality based" side of the spectrum.